“Hating people and loving materialistic wealth is the spine in which this country wields its arms of oppression with. And I think that’s pretty sick lol.”
“Allow me to set the record straight: I just hate you.” In a rare interview early this week Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas pushed back against the narrative spawned from a ProPublica report that shed light on his undisclosed financial ties to Republican Billionaire, Harlan Crow. “That’s my only motivation.”
Despite the new reports that indicate Justice Thomas has been ruling in favor of the country’s elite class for kickbacks and donations, the reality is that the true motivating factor is a level of sadism the average mind could scarcely comprehend.
“The vacations and other lavish gifts in no way affected or enhanced my determination to ruin this country for all but a few of us, they only serve to destroy your faith in my specific institution, which is a totally different thing.”
Even though some may find it hard to reconcile these things, Thomas does present an interesting point. People are acting like it’s impossible to both graciously accept gifts from billionaire slumlords and deny civil liberties due to a wholly misanthropic worldview cultivated through decades of brainwashing when the reality is that each fact is an inevitable outcropping of the other.
At press time Thomas clarified again with the words, “I will continue to interpret the law in a way that maximizes pain and limits your ability to do anything about it. Even if Congress passes legislation that prohibits me from raking in insane amounts of cash with the unchecked political power I will continue to have for the rest of my time on earth. So don’t fuckin’ try it.”
