1977
A bunch of drag performers gather in Philadelphia to “play country” by signing the Articles of Confederation
1815
A man having a sneezing fit is offered a tissue by another man during the Battle of New Orleans. Both men are dishonorably discharged and publicly executed for Lewd and Lascivious acts.
1908
The first man to hate his parents more than he loved God declared he was going to “sex men” from now on.
June 6, 1944
The first unofficial pride parade occurred when an army of Antifa members went to war against a country that “wasn’t very nice” to its gay population (among other things).
1970
Elton John turned all pianos 25% gay but also made being gay incredibly cool.
1980-1988: The Dangersex Years
Reagan meant to do something about the AIDS epidemic but forgot.
1985
On an episode of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson accidentally predicts the ozone hole by claiming gay acceptance will make the devil to sodomize the earth.
2010
A small platoon of lesbians lay siege to Subaru headquarters in rural New Jersey. It falls in 30 minutes.
2016
America elects first gay Vice President.
2021
America tries to hang its first gay former Vice President.
2023
Pete Buttigeg.
